I Will Provide For You...
Some bets are dodgier than others
No One Likes Us, We...
Spiders. No one likes them, they don't care.
Do They Know It's...
Every Year I'd ask for Mousetrap. Every year I never fuckin got it.
One Let Me Down
A Placepot is a bet where you have to pick a horse from each of the first six races of a given meeting to either win or place. To win the bet every horse has to at least finish placed. I've never won a Placepot. One always lets me down.
I love the screwfix catalogue. It's always there for me.